i'm so corrupted

Geez, my friend had been browsing his computer looking for songs to be made into ringing tone in his new cellphone. That fella has like..er.. I dunno how many songs. Hundreds? Thousands? And when this one song of Michael Bolton came out (it was a slow song, can't remember the title. It's NOT "When A Man Loves A Woman"), I can't help but screamed:

"Gawd, that sounds like some p0rn music!"

"What p0rn??" came the cheeky reply.

"Ya la.. see how slow that song is. It's like some stupid slow sex is going on.."

..... *silence* .....

then suddenly..

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

God, I need to go for confession and cleanse myself. ¬¬